Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines

I've made a machine that forces me to get out of bed by trying to kill me. I then walk through a human car-wash: scrubbed by Christmas trees and blasted by 16 water guns. Support me on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/josephsmachines ► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines. ► Subscribe so that you never miss a new one! http://bit.ly/2vVFVQe Music is by the Jews Brothers Band, track "Bulgar" (the singer is my mother!) Please support them by buying their track: http://bit.ly/2cQZ9w3 Website: http://josephsmachines.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/josephsmachines Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/josephsmachines Twitter: https://twitter.com/josephsmachines JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK. Created by Joseph Herscher Filmed & Edited by Alasdair Harvey Machine created by Joseph Herscher, Stan Tilyard-French, Alasdair Harvey and Alexander Berchert Special thanks to Camille Moreno